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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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