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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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