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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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