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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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