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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮
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