Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.