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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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