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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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