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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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