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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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