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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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