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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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