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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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