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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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