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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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