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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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