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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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