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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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