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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Roxy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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