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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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