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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Clarabelle
had their beloved pet
goldfish 🐠
Piper
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
an elephant 🐘
a warthog 🐗
a velociraptor 🦖
a lynx 😺
a hippo 🦛
a cow 🐮
a rhinoceros 🦏
a wild boar 🐗
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