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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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