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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡
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