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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍
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