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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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