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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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