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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁
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