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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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