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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Buddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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