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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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