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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Poppy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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