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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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