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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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