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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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