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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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