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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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