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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺
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