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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁
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