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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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