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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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