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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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