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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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