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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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