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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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