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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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