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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Zeus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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