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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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