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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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