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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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