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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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