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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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