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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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