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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Millie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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