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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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