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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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